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| User: | infocalypsed (2164172)  rambles 4 the masses
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| Name: | Jake | |||||
| Location: | Oakland, California, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1976-08-12 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  infocalypsed (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
| Bio: | This message does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, or my friends; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; you may distribute this message freely but you may not make a profit from it; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this message is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; message is provided "as is" without any warranties; reader assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity message; no shoes, no shirt, no message; quantities are limited while supplies last; if any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit lyrics; text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; keep away from sunlight; keep away from pets and small children; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no purchase necessary; you need not be present to win; some assembly required; batteries not included; instructions are included; action figures sold separately; no preservatives added; slippery when wet; safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken; call before you dig; not liable for damages arising from use or misuse; for external use only; if rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading; read only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place; keep away from open flames; avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; smoking this message could be hazardous to your health; no salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician; may cause drowsiness, alcohol may intensify this effect; use caution when operating a car or dangerous machinery; possible penalties for early withdrawal; offer valid only at participating sites; slightly higher west of the Rockies; allow four to six weeks for delivery; must be 18 to read; objects in mirror are closer than they appear; disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.); other restrictions may apply; Contest ends 12-31-05. Definitive abstract thought of the week: We proffer an epistemological, ontological, and ecumenical analysis of the informatics zeitgeist surrounding librarians and so-called information scientists. A fuzzy systems tautomerism and transformative hermeneutic lexiae with stemming metadata shows that behind an axiometric normalization of mutually reinforcing moieties, institutionalized metaphors, and naïve liturgical dogmas lies nothing more than gormandized aphorisms and pseudoscientific quanta. This endemic helix permeates the koans of nacirema determinates and quidditative paradigms alike. The operationalized gestalt is collapsed, as with its photonic counterpart, via an interaction among the cromulent a priori of epiphenomenal knowledge management and the parsimonious lorem ipsum of atomistic artificial intelligence and its ilk. Neither the nascent yet positivist hyperliteracy movement nor the transactive pedagogical convergence of jingoistic multiliteracies possess the constituent wherewithal for explicating the existence of information per se or affirming the verstehende of contemporary librarianship; you can't eat your cake and have it too. Ramifications for string theory and consciousness studies are also addressed. | |||||
| Pictures: | over 300 public | |||||
| Interests: | 54: 80's, acid, adult swim, anime, bass, books, breaks, breathing, bt, chemicals, clubbing, cubase, dancing, depeche mode, drinking, driving, ender's game, food, gear, glitch, goths, hanging out, happiness, hax0rz, industrial, intellectuals, kissing, lightning, massive attack, midi, more bass, motorcycles, movies, music, night, nin, pizza, racing, rain, reading, riding, sleeping, strongbad, sushi, synths, techno, technology, the crystal method, thunder, toys, trance, weights, working out, your mom | |||||
| Schools: | White Pony-Meher Elementary School - Lafayette, CA (1979 - 1983) Las Lomas High School - Walnut Creek, CA (1991 - 1994) | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 39: amnionflawed, badbluebomber, blue_1, djorigami, envirogirl, evaholtz, figbash, funjam, griffxx, hickory, jenny_bro, katybug52, ladydarkplace, madampc, marciachristine, mattholland, mermaidsmusings, mofont, notken, oscarito, paperbirds, perstefani, pharmqueen, pixiechix, pookie_cheese, prikaza, r2w, ramana, rrose_selavy, shawnbot, shiromaguro, sixty4k, solarpluvia, suncracked, swingey, tanbark813, thezombiejesus, uhmeeba, welladjusted | |||||
| Also Friend of: | 3: den_litvigin, misycarrot, monotonia | |||||
| Member of: | 5: daftpunk, paidmembers, sack_commune, sfbayarea, theselector | |||||
| Account type: | Paid Account | |||||
